So now that we’ve established calling people a vagina is a stupid ass thing to do, we’d also like to point out that calling someone a “pussy” is in the same realm of idiocy.
Basically if you’re going to call a guy a “pussy” it better be because he’s actually dressed like a cat and not because you’re implying he’s weak. Therefore, I recommend you watch ‘The Great Sperm Race’ voiced by actor Richard Armitage because by the end you’ll realise that the vagina is not to be fucked with.
Dudes, the vagina is out there to destroy your goods. It’s lethal and like a dictator has a penchant for mass murder. The sperms first contact with the vagina is described as akin to storming the beaches on D-Day. Yet, unfortunately many die as chemical weapons assault them before they even get the chance to reach the subsequent horrors of the cervix, the uterus and the fallopian tubes.
So good luck with that, may the force be with you sperm. And just a reminder if successful this baby is now going have to make an exit…most likely from the vagina.
So even though the word “pussy” has origins in the Old Saxon ‘puse’ a name for the vulva and has now become a double entendre with our much beloved feline friends because of their noticeable soft, furry coat, please take note that the vulva ain’t weak or soft or cute like a kitty, it’s concealing one of the most badass motherfucking assassins you will ever meet. Just think of it as Heimdall guarding the rainbow bridge aka the Bifrost. Don’t sound so cowardly now does it?
By Ol Andy
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