Friday, 19 July 2013

Cunt you just understand you're being stupid?

willy-wonka-feminist


Remember that time you called me a vagina? Actually it was more like “Oi ya cunt”. But still, you basically just called me a vagina. Oh no, that’s a bit embarrassing now isn’t it? Well we can’t go around calling people vaginas can we? That’s just weird.

Ummmm AND it’s also stupid. What’s with the focus on degrading genitalia? People don’t go around calling people arms, legs, eyes, mouths, etc. That’d be stupid. But they are body parts too!

Calling someone a “dickhead” or a “cunt” is as stupid as calling someone a foot. If a “cunt” is meant to reflect some notion of genital incompetence than we should, in essence, be able to call people “arms, legs, eyes, mouths, etc” because some people are pretty incompetent when it comes to using them as well. Some people use their arms and legs as weapons of assault, some people refuse to use their eyes to see the truth, others use their mouths to degrade and oppress when they don’t have the right.

So next time if you’re going to call me anything, call me a vagina, because if you can’t say the actual word than clearly you realise just how stupid it is to say it in the first place. Gosh some people are such penises.

By Ol Andy

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